Gerald told his wife of twenty years that she was fucking ugly, packed a small bag and left the matrimonial home.
Phyllis stood before the mirror wondering what had happened. She had the same face he said he fell in love with, just twenty years older. Forcing herself not to cry, she told herself he would be back soon. Where would he go in the snow?
Well, Gerald was at the airport buying a ticket back to Jamaica. He had been talking to a sweet young thing on the internet, and he could not stand to be away from her any longer.
After a long tiring flight Gerald finally arrived at the address given to him by his darling. He was quite surprised to find a large imposing Church. Not having any idea what to do next he went up to the door and knocked.
Sister Mary Ann opened the door looked out and shouted.
"There is another one at the door. Please take the Lap top away from Sister Margaret."
Phyllis stood before the mirror wondering what had happened. She had the same face he said he fell in love with, just twenty years older. Forcing herself not to cry, she told herself he would be back soon. Where would he go in the snow?
Well, Gerald was at the airport buying a ticket back to Jamaica. He had been talking to a sweet young thing on the internet, and he could not stand to be away from her any longer.
After a long tiring flight Gerald finally arrived at the address given to him by his darling. He was quite surprised to find a large imposing Church. Not having any idea what to do next he went up to the door and knocked.
Sister Mary Ann opened the door looked out and shouted.
"There is another one at the door. Please take the Lap top away from Sister Margaret."
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