Two for one
He had his head between her legs.
"Yes Mom," she shouted, trying to disengage herself.
"Why are you shouting?" asked her Mother.
"Bad connection Mom, can you hear me?"
"Very well. As a matter of fact I can hear you on the phone and through the door."
"What do you mean through the door. You are not in Jamaica?"
"No I am here in New York, outside your door. Surprise."
"I don't believe you Mom," she said, stalling for time.
"Well it's true, open the door. What are you doing in there anyway?"
"I am studying, just a minute."
They got dressed in two minutes.
"Open the door, might as well face the music," he said.
"No I will go out, lock the door behind me. I will take her to the corner for coffee."
He leaned against the door after she left. It would have been ugly if he had been seen. He was to marry her Mother in two weeks.
"Yes Mom," she shouted, trying to disengage herself.
"Why are you shouting?" asked her Mother.
"Bad connection Mom, can you hear me?"
"Very well. As a matter of fact I can hear you on the phone and through the door."
"What do you mean through the door. You are not in Jamaica?"
"No I am here in New York, outside your door. Surprise."
"I don't believe you Mom," she said, stalling for time.
"Well it's true, open the door. What are you doing in there anyway?"
"I am studying, just a minute."
They got dressed in two minutes.
"Open the door, might as well face the music," he said.
"No I will go out, lock the door behind me. I will take her to the corner for coffee."
He leaned against the door after she left. It would have been ugly if he had been seen. He was to marry her Mother in two weeks.
May
She was born on a rainy morning. The clouds were heavy and hung low in the Heavens. Her mother named her May. She was absolutely beautiful. People had a hard time stopping themselves from touching her.
As May grew she became more beautiful, she left a mark on every man she met, and discovered early the power she had over them. Soon it became a joke for her to string them along, get what she wanted and leave them broken hearted.
Until Barry. For the first time May knew what it was like to have her heart race when she heard his voice or his footsteps. Knew what it was like to crave the sight of him. She was confused and disoriented and demanded from him his constant attention.
It was not that Barry was immune to May's charms. But he looked into her eyes and saw the devil. Sometimes his hair would stand on end if she got too close and he could never get an erection.
May never got over Barry. Her hair got dull and hung in strings around her head, her eyes lost their shine. Every man in her life after Barry was fried in his fat. Eventually she married a midget who she could bounce off the walls. Mitch the midget loved her to death.
As May grew she became more beautiful, she left a mark on every man she met, and discovered early the power she had over them. Soon it became a joke for her to string them along, get what she wanted and leave them broken hearted.
Until Barry. For the first time May knew what it was like to have her heart race when she heard his voice or his footsteps. Knew what it was like to crave the sight of him. She was confused and disoriented and demanded from him his constant attention.
It was not that Barry was immune to May's charms. But he looked into her eyes and saw the devil. Sometimes his hair would stand on end if she got too close and he could never get an erection.
May never got over Barry. Her hair got dull and hung in strings around her head, her eyes lost their shine. Every man in her life after Barry was fried in his fat. Eventually she married a midget who she could bounce off the walls. Mitch the midget loved her to death.